correctopinionhaver:

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

he was literally a talking dog. you think anyone encountering that group even remembered the others?

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spiderrpcrker:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

weaselle:

teamrocketing:

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

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pillowstalker:

my old screen shots arent as bad as i was thinking they would be

but the captions are painful to read


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